It gets harder and harder to keep secret lairs hidden these days, doesn't it? But really, if someone manages to find it underground, they're probably people who'd be useful to you anyway, right? I've never thought about it in practical terms before.

That's a deal. I do have some good stories, and I'm not used to having an audience that actually believes them. You'd be amazed how hard it is to convince your boss that, yes, you really did need to fly to the Bermuda Triangle to keep the Nazis from winning the war.

Trust no one is my motto, except when it suits my purposes to change it to trust everyone. I don't think I'm much of a leader, but I like to know where it is I'm being lead, you know?