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[call_me_spooky]

[Flagged to the Police Force; Not Private]
I've spoken to a few of you, but I guess I ought to do this formally.
My name is Fox Mulder, and I'd like to apply to join the police force. I graduated from Oxford University in 1986, summa cum laude, with a BA in Psychology; after which, i studied at the FBI Academy at Quantico, and graduated with honors. I was assigned to the Violent Crimes Section and then the Behavioral Sciences Unit at the Bureau, where I worked for several years. I'd offer more specific references, but it's not like you can call them up, here.
The majority of my work, however, has been on the so-called 'X-Files'; cases left unsolved, with apparent ties to paranormal phenomena, which had been largely ignored for a number of years until I began to pursue them. As such, I have nearly a decade's worth of experience investigating, well, stuff most people don't believe in.
As far as references go, a number of individuals in the City are aware of my work, although no one from my world appears to be present. I can refer you definitely to Debra Morgan within your own department... And to a few others if needed, pending my affirming that they're willing to recommend me.
I can drop by tomorrow for the actual forms and whatever tests you have to put me through, if that's convenient.
Anything else?
[/Flagged]

Very stylish, that weather. More horror-flick than gothic novel, maybe, but stylish nonetheless. I didn't see anything in particular-- not clearly, anyway-- but I think I'm getting the gist of this curse stuff. So, fun like that happens on a regular basis, huh?

You guys can consider this a public service announcement: I am not, nor have I ever been, David Duchovney. While I appreciate the enthusiastic reactions mentioning this handsome man elicits, I'm not him, I've never heard of him and I don't really want to hear about him. Not even the stuff involving Tea Leoni. Reality is more subjective than usual around here.

Rumors of my being Fox Mulder are, however, completely accurate.

[ooc: canonically the years don't entirely add up but that's more or less an accurate resume for him :3 Unless it clashes with anyone else's preferences, Policefolk can assume he'll be in at some point tomorrow to do whatever he needs to for ya ♥ AND, per his PSA-- I don't mind the 4th walling, but he does, hah.]

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

Where they come from, I don't exist. Not really. Only as a fictional character from a television show.

Where I'm from, obviously, that's not the case.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Not exist, but only in fictions? 'Tis a strange thing, sir. From whence do you hail, that such things from your home would be tales to another?

[call_me_spooky]

Nowhere special. Washington, D.C., most of the time.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Thy feats are known well and told in tales, then? Well met, my lord, 'tis an honor.

[call_me_spooky]

The pleasure's mine. How should I address you, my lady?

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Juliet, if it please thee. Of House Capulet, and cousin to good Tybalt, who resideth here.

[call_me_spooky]

Ah-- I see. What, no Romeo? Well met, lady Juliet. I'm glad to hear you've some of your kin here, to keep you company.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

The Fates have smiled on me in that. Hast thou heard this rumor, that none thou leavest behind suffer thine loss? That they know'st not of thy departure, 'til that time thou returnest? I would be assured 'twere so.

[call_me_spooky]

That seems to be the general consensus. Which is good; otherwise, I'm sure I'd be out of a job when I got home.

You have someone waiting for you, at home?

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Good indeed, and news I shall hold close to mine heart. And good for thee as well, I would not wish loss of thy livelihood upon thee.

Private;
Ay, and parting grieves me sore. But I would not have my cousin hear tell of it, for it would ill please him.

Private;

[call_me_spooky]

I understand, my lady. He won't hear of it from me.