x - 0007 [Firewalker]

[call_me_spooky]

[Police Filter]

Well, as verifiable proof that no matter what dimension you're in, Mondays inherently suck... There's been an explosion in Building Five. A lot of property damage, but the fire looks to be under control, and most of the injuries seem minor. As far as I can tell there haven't been any deaths.

I've brought in a suspect for questioning, who was at the scene and covered in blood. As to what actually happened, I have no idea.

[ooc: aaand here's Mulder, helping out with plotty stuff, hope this works for ya? :D]

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

That sounds pretty unsanitary. People'll do anything to make a buck, right?

...And here I'd always assumed aliens would taste like chicken.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Well, don't know about making a buck, but anything that makes saving the world a little easier, I'm pretty much in support of.

Maybe different species taste like different things? This one definitely tasted of hamburger.

[call_me_spooky]

I've never had the opportunity to bite one, so I'll take your word for it.

Of course now I can't shake the idea of a McSpaceWhale with cheese.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Well... Right, that would be weird. To go about biting aliens.

You tease, but there's a very good chance I've had that! They were selling to Cardiff's meat suppliers, so there's no knowing where it wound up before we caught it.

[call_me_spooky]

Usually the other way around, right?

...that's. Wow. And no widespread adverse side effects?

No, scratch that, if it was in fast food who could tell?

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that seems to be more par for the course. Except when they're possessing people as sex gas or something. That was odd.

Far as we could tell, no one noticed the difference. Does make you wonder about the state of the meat packing industry, doesn't it?

[call_me_spooky]

I think your aliens are more fun than mine. Where I'm from they're prone to trying to destroy the human race en masse, or in more specific cases tearing their way out of host bodies. Mostly.

The meat-packing industry has always been one of the best arguments for vegetarianism. I'd recommend having the chicken instead, but the last chicken plant I visited was run by a cannibal cult, so maybe not.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Oh we've got lots of those too. It's the whole reason my team even exists in our world. But there are so many types of aliens, we can't help but encounter ones now and then that have a more personal agenda. Or that are just...lost.

Ugh, cannibals. I'll take xenocidal aliens over those any day.