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[call_me_spooky]

Before you run out and get your flu shot, you might want to think about who you're letting inject you. Where did these vaccines come from? How do we know what's in them? Whether they'll work? Whether they're serving some other purpose? Genetic markers. Biological or chemical testing. You never know.
I'm pretty turned off to getting mysterious shots, I'll take my chances getting sick.

In other news, I've heard about the recent occurrences of petrification. If you've got any information on them and wouldn't mind sharing it, I'd like to hear it.

[Police Filter]
Do we have any more information on the explosion the other day?

[ooc: o_o! anonymous person. th-thank you! ::flattered... goes back to cropping screenshots::]

Comments

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

Well, not aliens and stuff. Just . . supernatural . . stuff.

Yup. He's a pretty kick ass wizard so it's awesome to learn from him.

[call_me_spooky]

I've always looked at the occasional chupacabra, Wanshang Dhole, or reincarnated psychic serial killer as kind of a vacation from alien conspiracy, you know?

Gotcha. I hear he's in the phone book and everything. Is wizardry common in your world? Or do you just have a high concentration of 'em present in the City?

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

Uhm. Not really. But I know what you mean. Something that just wants to kill you is way nicer than that whole weird anal probe thing.

I guess it's pretty common. There's a Council, but most of them are douchebags and like beheading people that they think are evil. Not everyone knows they're a wizard, you know? So they have these powers and don't understand when they're breaking laws. And then the Council sentences them to death.

[call_me_spooky]

Probing, implants, hybridization, colonization, yeah. Gimme a mutant flukeworm any day of the week. ...you know, now that I'm thinking about it? Scratch that. I actually wish more nice stuff happened to me.

Yikes, that seems a bit extreme. Not big on rehabilitation then, huh? So it's an innate power, not something anyone can pick up?

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's genetic? I dunno. But yeah, not something you can just learn if you don't have the talent.

You seem like someone who deserves more nice stuff happening.

[call_me_spooky]

Aw, shame, I was all ready to sign up and buy myself a Mickey Mouse hat.

I can think of so many people who'd disagree with you, but thanks.

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

Maybe it works differently in your world. But you've got intellect on your side. And handcuffs!

You and Harry have a lot in common.

[call_me_spooky]

And a badge. Don't forget the badge. Not that it always helps.

Yeah?

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He usually saves everyone's ass but takes a lot of crap in the process. Not that I eavesdrop.

Oh yeah. And the badge.

[call_me_spooky]

Sounds pretty accurate.