x - 0011 [Jump the Shark]

[call_me_spooky]

Okay. That whole David Duchovny thing? Disregard it. Never heard of him. Never met him. Not him. Yes, I know, look like him, I really don't want to hear it because it's pretty damn creepy.

But what the hell is going on today? People are shouting about aliens and invasions and, uh, what?

Seriously, guys, what's going on today?

[ooc: His fourth wall is flimsy anyway so do whatcha like! BONUS POINTS FOR TEACUP PICTURES. If anything is questionable to his sanity his memory will be fuzzy on the morrow so have at 'im <3 tags will be slow til this afternoon, sorry! ilu poly.]

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ILU BBY <3

[call_me_spooky]

...what?

I'm totally paying attention to class, what?

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY~

I'm HARD GAY!!!

Cosmic fates have brought me to this city, HOOOOOOOOOO~

HARD GAY GOES WHERE HARD GAY IS NEEDED!

sure, of course you are!

[call_me_spooky]

...right.

Uh, well, I don't really think you're needed here. Near me. Oh god.

Always am, bby~

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

AHA.

Hard Gay senses some de~ni~al~

HARD GAY WILL TAKE YOU SHOPPING, HOOOOOOOOOOO~!!

[call_me_spooky]

What? No. No.

That's... really, really not necessary.

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

No no no!!

You must come~~ WE ARE HAVING A PARTY!

Shopping, party, HOOOOOOOOOOOO~

1/1 -- cue the abject horror

[call_me_spooky]

he never gives up~

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

Come to the fountain!!

The masses gather, HOOOOOOOOO~