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[call_me_spooky]

Okay. That whole David Duchovny thing? Disregard it. Never heard of him. Never met him. Not him. Yes, I know, look like him, I really don't want to hear it because it's pretty damn creepy.

But what the hell is going on today? People are shouting about aliens and invasions and, uh, what?

Seriously, guys, what's going on today?

[ooc: His fourth wall is flimsy anyway so do whatcha like! BONUS POINTS FOR TEACUP PICTURES. If anything is questionable to his sanity his memory will be fuzzy on the morrow so have at 'im <3 tags will be slow til this afternoon, sorry! ilu poly.]

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[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

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ILU BBY <3

[call_me_spooky]

...what?

I'm totally paying attention to class, what?

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY~

I'm HARD GAY!!!

Cosmic fates have brought me to this city, HOOOOOOOOOO~

HARD GAY GOES WHERE HARD GAY IS NEEDED!

[hisplusone.livejournal.com]

David Duchovny? You're finally admitting it... I've really been missing out haven't I?

That sounds like a normal day at the office for me.

So how have you been Davi- Mulder?

[call_me_spooky]

It was a curse. A stupid curse. A really stupid curse.

I've been pretty good, other than that! Surprised to see you back-- thought you were home for good?

[hisplusone.livejournal.com]

Oh I wish I could have been around to see that one!

That's good. I actually did go home. Yeah, it's the oddest thing finding myself here. I mean one second I'm talking with Jake and the next thing I know I'm back here.

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

Curse day.

[call_me_spooky]

...Weird one. So who are all these new people?

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

That's putting it lightly.

Beats me, they're from all over. Some of them seem to know a lot more than they should. Some are old friends from the City. But they'll all be gone by tomorrow.

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

WE MEET AGAIN, HOOOOOOOO~

Now you see Hard Gay at work!!

Hard Gay will bring this man happiness!!

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

I see you seem to have thoroughly disturbed him- is that the goal you're aiming for?

[i-canread.livejournal.com]

Aliens? Here?

[call_me_spooky]

That's what someone else said, but I don't think it's true.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

It seems the new arrivals are... quite insistent, aren't they?

[call_me_spooky]

Insistent and terrifying.

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

I'm not an alien!

[call_me_spooky]

That's what they all say!

[notajackie.livejournal.com]

...

Ohmigod.

[call_me_spooky]

Hiya...

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

HEYA FOXY!

[call_me_spooky]

Uuuh.

Hi?

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

This is like the cruise liner of alien abductions. I wonder -- is it because I never leave home without my Platinum Club Card?

[call_me_spooky]

I don't think you've actually been abducted by aliens.

[ooc: BRB I NEED NEW PANTS.]

[squeakygeeky]

HEY LOOK! IT'S DAVID DUCHOVNY!

[call_me_spooky]

I wonder if I could sue you people for slander.