x - 0011 [Jump the Shark]

[call_me_spooky]

Okay. That whole David Duchovny thing? Disregard it. Never heard of him. Never met him. Not him. Yes, I know, look like him, I really don't want to hear it because it's pretty damn creepy.

But what the hell is going on today? People are shouting about aliens and invasions and, uh, what?

Seriously, guys, what's going on today?

[ooc: His fourth wall is flimsy anyway so do whatcha like! BONUS POINTS FOR TEACUP PICTURES. If anything is questionable to his sanity his memory will be fuzzy on the morrow so have at 'im <3 tags will be slow til this afternoon, sorry! ilu poly.]

Comments

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

I don't do hip thrusting.

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh, you want to, you want to!!

HARD GAY KNOWS~!! Repressed inner self yearns for freedom!

[Okay, um, Hard Gay is thrusting his hips a lot now. Also, La Vida Loca is playing somewhere. (Hoo.)]

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

No! No, repressed inner self does NOT yearn for freedom! Repressed inner self is not Iraq! THERE IS NO OIL IN MY INNER SOUL!

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY, OKAY OKAAAAAAY~

Time for my super ult~i~mate secret weapon!

HARD GAY HEART TO HEART!!!

Tell Hard Gay how you feel.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

I feel...like I'm finally a real Republican, with my very own burgeoning gay sex scandel!