x - 0011 [Jump the Shark]

[call_me_spooky]

Okay. That whole David Duchovny thing? Disregard it. Never heard of him. Never met him. Not him. Yes, I know, look like him, I really don't want to hear it because it's pretty damn creepy.

But what the hell is going on today? People are shouting about aliens and invasions and, uh, what?

Seriously, guys, what's going on today?

[ooc: His fourth wall is flimsy anyway so do whatcha like! BONUS POINTS FOR TEACUP PICTURES. If anything is questionable to his sanity his memory will be fuzzy on the morrow so have at 'im <3 tags will be slow til this afternoon, sorry! ilu poly.]

Comments

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

Curse day.

[call_me_spooky]

...Weird one. So who are all these new people?

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

That's putting it lightly.

Beats me, they're from all over. Some of them seem to know a lot more than they should. Some are old friends from the City. But they'll all be gone by tomorrow.

[call_me_spooky]

That's kind of a relief, that they're not gonna stick around... In most cases, anyway.

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

It's nice when you see old friends again, but when it's things like...that "Hard Gay" person, they can't leave fast enough.

[call_me_spooky]

I'm not sure who or what that guy is but I won't be sorry to see him go.

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

Me neither. He seems ... special.

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

WE MEET AGAIN, HOOOOOOOO~

Now you see Hard Gay at work!!

Hard Gay will bring this man happiness!!

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

I see you seem to have thoroughly disturbed him- is that the goal you're aiming for?

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

You will see, HOOOOOOOOOO~

All doubts will be cast aside in time!

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't count on it.

[hardgay-hoo.livejournal.com]

OKAY!

HARD GAY IS GO~

Working extra hard to prove HARD GAY WORTH, HOOOOOOOOOO~

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief.

That wasn't a challenge.