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[call_me_spooky]

Okay. That whole David Duchovny thing? Disregard it. Never heard of him. Never met him. Not him. Yes, I know, look like him, I really don't want to hear it because it's pretty damn creepy.

But what the hell is going on today? People are shouting about aliens and invasions and, uh, what?

Seriously, guys, what's going on today?

[ooc: His fourth wall is flimsy anyway so do whatcha like! BONUS POINTS FOR TEACUP PICTURES. If anything is questionable to his sanity his memory will be fuzzy on the morrow so have at 'im <3 tags will be slow til this afternoon, sorry! ilu poly.]

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[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

It's a slur anyway. You Earthlings, seriously...

[call_me_spooky]

Hey, I never said all aliens were bad. Just the ones trying to take over the planet and all that.

Listen, this is a great opportunity, though-- I've always wanted to tell you. Ever meet a girl named Amanda Nelligan?

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

Invasions are never pleasant, but that's not exclusive to non-humans - where I come from, it's usually the humans doing all that.

Uuhhhh. Nope.

[call_me_spooky]

No, but it tends to make me a little bit leery of people from galaxies not-so-far away that I don't know anything about. But really, I do make an effort not to be prejudiced.

I didn't think so, but, well. If you're ever in West Virgina you should probably know that she had your baby. Sort of. She thought she did, anyway.

... we all scream for non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicle

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

Leery?

... What's West Virginia?

DAMN STRAIGHT! :D

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah. Nervous. Not inclined to show to my leader. It's sometimes not a bad idea to assume hostile intentions.

It's a place in North America, which is a content on Earth. Amanda had a baby with a tail, and she swore that you were the father. I just, uh, thought you ought to know.

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess. Matt made me watch Independence Day once. Weird.

....... I think Amanda is confused.

[call_me_spooky]

Yeeeah, that's more the kind of aliens we get, generally.

It was actually a man with the ability to reshape himself to look like anyone he wanted to, and Amanda was... fond of you, so it worked to his advantage.

Just, y'know. If you ever end up there, that'd be why she jumps into your arms squealing.

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

... That is deeply weird.

[call_me_spooky]

Tell me about it.