x - 0011 [Jump the Shark]

[call_me_spooky]

Okay. That whole David Duchovny thing? Disregard it. Never heard of him. Never met him. Not him. Yes, I know, look like him, I really don't want to hear it because it's pretty damn creepy.

But what the hell is going on today? People are shouting about aliens and invasions and, uh, what?

Seriously, guys, what's going on today?

[ooc: His fourth wall is flimsy anyway so do whatcha like! BONUS POINTS FOR TEACUP PICTURES. If anything is questionable to his sanity his memory will be fuzzy on the morrow so have at 'im <3 tags will be slow til this afternoon, sorry! ilu poly.]

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

Uuuh.

Hi?

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

A couple of things you should know:

1) Your voice is incredibly sexy.

2) Every time I read your entries, I want to go back and rewatch The X-Files. Maybe even finish the series (shock!)

3) Donna's got a little crush on you.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT!

[call_me_spooky]

Okay..

1) Thanks.
2) ...what?
3) Obvious. You know her?

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

*snort* Oh Mulder. Why are you so cute? *serious icon love*


1) You're welcome. ♥

2) The chronicalling (LOL CAN'T SPELL!) of your epic adventures, m'dear. Also, you totally need a Scully. I want to be that Scully, but that involves rewatching The X-Files and I haven't yet found time to do that. Curses!

3) I know her veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery well. One could even say I speak for her. =D

CUE CHARACTERISTIC PARANOIA.

[call_me_spooky]

...you're... watching what I write here?

BWHAHAHAHA *smokes a cigarette* *COUGH* *HACK* *WHEEZE* *puts cigarette away*

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

EVERY SINGLE WORD.

...okay, not really. I'm on hiatus because of National Novel Writing Month, but I looooove your posts and when I have time to keep up with Poly, I love reading them. You're such a cutie. ♥

O NOES!

[call_me_spooky]

...You know, that's a little creepy.

go go gadget lung cancer!

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

That's why they pay me the big bucks, sweetcheeks.