x - 0012 [Chinga]

[call_me_spooky]

I don't even get a kung-fu grip or shoot nerf projectiles or anything. I feel like I'm missing out.

...And my badge keeps falling off.

Comments

[wishyuumay.livejournal.com]

Tsk~ the makers should have invested in superglue, perhaps~?

[call_me_spooky]

Seriously, I think I deserve better craftsmanship than this.

[wishyuumay.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should file a complaint.

[call_me_spooky]

If I could see the trademark... probably on the bottom of my foot.

[wishyuumay.livejournal.com]

Or the back of your neck.

[call_me_spooky]

Quite possibly.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Cheap.

[call_me_spooky]

I knew I could count on you to come up with the most charming response to this situation.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you have any points of articulation?

[call_me_spooky]

A couple. Wish I could move my fingers, though.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Must be a pain to have them all glued to your middle.

[call_me_spooky]

Sure is, though funny thing-- it wasn't bothering me til you showed up to remind me.

[ooc: ♥]

voice

[cat-scratched.livejournal.com]

Says the one whose arms are not glued to his chest.

[call_me_spooky]

That would admittedly be worse. I guess I should be glad I'm slightly articulated.

[ooc: i decided to be nice and not make him Antarctica!Mulder, with the broken arm >D]

voice

[cat-scratched.livejournal.com]

Or that you aren't some strange creature either~


(ooc; oh god xD that would have been funny)

[call_me_spooky]

No stranger than usual.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

... Would you like me to find something to attach the badge more securely, Mr Mulder?

[call_me_spooky]

...

No, that's all right. I'm fine like this. Not like I need the damn thing anyway.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Would you like help getting around, then?

[call_me_spooky]

...That would be helpful, thanks.

[chicagosbest.livejournal.com]

At least you're still you.

[call_me_spooky]

I'm usually... taller.

[chicagosbest.livejournal.com]

And I don't wear pink and look like a fucking princess.

[call_me_spooky]

What's wrong with pink?

[chicagosbest.livejournal.com]

...I'm blond, blue-eyed, short, female, and a police officer. What do you think?

[call_me_spooky]

I think you're the kind of person who'd kick me if I said anything complimentary about the color?

[chicagosbest.livejournal.com]

You're a smart guy.