call_me_spooky | x - 0014 [Irresistable]

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x - 0014 [Irresistable]

Oh god, seriously? Mistletoe?

[OOC: WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH MULDER? :D :D Male, female, human, otherwise, all comers are welcome. I mean, not in his opinion, but tough luck for Fox. Feel free to assume you did and/or actionspam if you prefer~~]

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[Mulder didn't catch all that much of it, except that Mistletoe was bad, which he wholeheartedly agrees with. But it's no use. There's a great big bunch overhead and Billy got too close.]

Oh god oh god I'm sorry about this.

[The compulsion can't be denied. He grabs Billy by the shoulders, looking pretty disgusted (nothing personal buuuut he really just isn't in to guys,) and plants a big smooch right on him.]

[Billy returns the kiss because he is alarmingly susceptible to mistletoe but then manages breaks away.]

Hey, that wasn't to bad. I mean, not that I enjoyed, I mean, not that I'm saying you're, I mean, the curse doesn't seem to be affecting me as badly this time.

[Backs up several paces. AFTER looking to make sure no one and no plants are there.]

But, just to be safe.

[Whoa, okay, so maybe this guy is a little too into this. Oh god why'd it have to be a dude.]

Uh. Yeah. Okay.

[Mulder back up too, because this curse is pretty awful and he does not want seconds, thanks.]

[Billy begins to walk away, then does a double-take.]

Hey...you look familiar!

[He was ready to head on his merry cursed way, but pauses when the other man calls out to him.]

Yeah? I don't think we've met. I don't usually kiss on the first date, you know.

[Ffft, sulk more, Mulder.]

[Is horrifically embarrassed. Would sink into sidewalk if possible.]

Mistletoe. It's-at least I didn't sing. I...didn't sing, did I? I just thought...maybe you were from Los Angeles, assuming there's a Los Angeles where you're from and maybe I saw you around. But no. We have never met. We have not met now. And I am going now, while we still have not met and you do not know who I am.

[He sang to Dr. McKay. Oddly enough, McKay actually managed to get him to chill out for a moment.]

...Wow, what?

[There might have been some kind of logic to all that. Maybe. Probably not.]

You... didn't... why would you sing? No, I'm not from Los Angeles, I work in D.C. I'm a federal agent. And, um, okay.

[Not meeting is mostly okay with him because it facilitates the PRETENDING THIS NEVER HAPPENED thing.]

I don't sing...it just sounds like that to other people sometimes for some reason. The android was explaining that before...Did you say federal agent? I'm really going to go away now. Bye.

[Backs up, looking very shifty, and then turns and runs. He's already found out that Toshiko is with the police and even though he doesn't think he's done anything illegal here yet, it's an automatic response.]

...Wait, what, Data? I--

[There aren't many androids in the City, after all. But it's probably a wasted question because the stranger is fleeing the scene of the... yeah, nothing. Because nothing happened. Nothing at all.]

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Fffffft Muldersnogging incoming.

Did you see the thread with Data?!?!?!?!

I almost peeeeeed.

This is waaaay too much fun

poor Billy, have all of his smooches been boys so far? xD

YES. I take all blame for this.

You are an evil person, and I love you for it.

Not much time left...how much more trouble can he possibly get into? Heh heh heh.

Thaaaat sounds pretty much like a challenge to me >D