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[call_me_spooky]

I know, I know, I've been kind of scarce since the whole zombie apocalypse thing. Thank whoever I'm supposed to thank that that's over. I'm sorry if I ate anyone's face or anything, I really don't remember much of it except that being eaten by zombies is a really, really crappy way to go.

I am once again alive and more or less well... somewhat bruised, though, because I swear, every step I took outside today, I pretty much fell on my ass. Guess the Deities are too cheap to spring for rocksalt out there? Ugh.

So! How have you all been?

Comments

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

I see you have recovered your sanity, pulse and concisenesses. Welcome back.

...This I didn't hear about. Every queu I lined was heinously long.

[call_me_spooky]

Thanks. Sorry if I was-- well, I was hallucinating. A lot.

I think I'd prefer getting stuck on line to the bruises, though.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

So I figured.

Did you break anything?

[call_me_spooky]

My Christmas spirit.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Hah. You have a few days left to heal that.

[call_me_spooky]

Bah, humbug.

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

No more hunger for brains, huh?

[call_me_spooky]

Nope. Actually, I briefly considered going vegetarian for a while.

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

Go for pescatarian. Fish don't count as meat!

[call_me_spooky]

It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings?

[mojomolly.livejournal.com]

They're also not cute.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Kinky.

[call_me_spooky]

Is that a comment on being eaten by zombies, bruises, or a description of how you've been?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Which one's going to keep you interested?

[call_me_spooky]

They're all a little frightening.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So you're sticking around, great.

[call_me_spooky]

I've been told that I lack a certain sense of self-preservation.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So you have balls or nothing left to lose; no shame in it.

[call_me_spooky]

So, which is it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

All of the above. Fuck I don't know, I'm just trying to entertain myself.

[call_me_spooky]

Aren't we all? You could always take up collecting salt-and-pepper shakers or something.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Boring. Besides, I ground my own.

[call_me_spooky]

It's always struck me as a kind of deranged habit, honestly.

[voice] 1/2

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

OH THANK GOD.

[voice] 2/2

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

OUCH!

[Voice] || awww xD she's adorable, haha

[call_me_spooky]

...

Hiii, Donna.

[voice] it balances out the crazy

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

One little zombie attack and you're out for six days! What in the world is that?

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

I know, I'm getting lazy. But first I was busy, you know, being a zombie, and then I was trying to get the taste of human flesh outta my mouth, and well, you know, you lose track of time.

[voice]

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Do you need mouthwash?

[silence]

Wait...did you actually eat anyone?

[Voice] || 1/2

[call_me_spooky]

I'm good, I brushed my teeth...

[Voice] || 2/2

[call_me_spooky]

And... I don't know. I can't remember much. I just woke up, looking and feeling like crap after.

[voice]

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

[long silence]

Well, I'm glad you're feeling better.