x - 0017 [Grotesque]

[call_me_spooky]

I had the weirdest dream last night...

I think, for some reason, I had grown a beard.

[ooc: Christmas gift list! late to spare you spamming alllll my characters at once. xD

Tosh: A pool cue. He figures she probably has one, but hey, what the hell, another wouldn’t hurt, right?
Donna: Porn, for the lulz An I Want To Believe poster, and a nice Christmas card. Signed Fox Mulder, of course, in a great big dramatic hand, lest she forget ~.^
Integra: Nicorette gum A small box of cigars.
Moro: An enormous, raw steak. Bwaaa.
Data: Copies of The Wizard of Oz and Pinocchio
Spock: Star Trek Pez dispensers. Yep.
The Corinthian: A weird set of salt and pepper shakers to start off his collection. xP

Also he brought in a big basket of muffins for the Police Headquarters.
And um. If I forgot anyone he talks to a lot because I’m still half asleep from the Holidays and I’m a spazz at the best of times, you can uh. Assume he got you something niceish. Or yell at me for being dumb and I’ll try to think of something, orz.]

Comments

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

...you might look good with a beard.

Also, where did you find those salt and pepper shakers?

[call_me_spooky]

...It wasn't really a stylish kinda beard. At least I wasn't wearing a tinfoil hat. I don't think.

I dunno, some little store. Kinda neat, right?

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Was it the kind of beard that men grown when they've gone crazy?

I think they're pretty nifty!

[call_me_spooky]

.............................no?

I thought he could use a new hobby.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

A beard?

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah.

I don't know why.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

There are pretty much four reasons guys grow a beard.

1) They lost their job.
2) They get lost in their job.
3) They lost a woman.
4) It's really, really cold.

[call_me_spooky]

...It was cold, actually. I think.

There was sort of a weird 'Christmas Carol' feel to the whole dream, it's hard to remember.

[anycuntcould.livejournal.com]

Nightmare, that.

[call_me_spooky]

Just a bit.

[anycuntcould.livejournal.com]

Bit of a hippie affair too; it benefits no one.

[call_me_spooky]

I don't know, I guess if I were freezing my ass off it couldn't hurt.

[sheisstilllost.livejournal.com]

A beard? That sounds pretty normal there, mate.

1/2

[call_me_spooky]

Not to me. It was--

2/3 i lied

[call_me_spooky]

wait..

3/3 haaa

[call_me_spooky]

...Rose?

1/2

[sheisstilllost.livejournal.com]

It was what? At least you're not seeing double--

2/2

[sheisstilllost.livejournal.com]

Hello! Yeah, but not the same Rose, I'm afraid. Though it's still me I suppose. Blimey, I hope I haven't confused you. David Du--I actually knew you. Agent Fox Mulder, yeah?

Donna is flustered like woah

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. DON'T DO IT. IT'S A TERRIBLE LOOK.

Flustered!Donna does not help his paranoia about the future

[call_me_spooky]

DONNA, WHATEVER YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

You're more than welcome. Thank you for the book.

Flustered!Donna's work's complete!

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW! IT WAS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE MOVIE.

[call_me_spooky]

DONNA!

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Only that? I had wrinkles and a bloody patch on my left eye.

[call_me_spooky]

We're not talking about the wrinkles. We're just not...

Planning late-life piracy?

ignore the loli icon *still switching*

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Perhaps after my retirement. An undead pirate.