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[call_me_spooky]

i call foul play

nopjun intnded

the beer thig, now thisd

THIS IS BEXACTLY HOW THEY MAAKE GOOSE LIVEER PATE.

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[shutupsammy]

I love that pate stuff. On crackers? It's awesome.

[call_me_spooky]

dean you cxann NOT have my liver

[shutupsammy]

OH COME ON, I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT YOURS.

Okay, maybe for like five seconds. But only in the abstract.

[call_me_spooky]

I NEDE IT. FOR THGINGS.

[shutupsammy]

You know what else you need, Mulder dude?

Opposable thumbs.

[call_me_spooky]

seriouslty.

tis is real;y anoying. atbleast i have sunrlower seeds.

[shutupsammy]

And grass seeds.

[call_me_spooky]

i camnt reach thr bread though.


oh man i cadnt wait for midnight

[shutupsammy]

Midnight sounds like a good time for fried chicken to me.

[call_me_spooky]

edfinitely-.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

all right mulder-

that is a question mark. bloody lack of hands.

[call_me_spooky]

just duckty. haha. am fine exceptr the no thunbs thing

hows things bgy yuou.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

people do not appreciate thumbs until they dont have them.

not bad. cats are locked up and we have a bathtub of water. you getting food-

[call_me_spooky]

i always appreciaate my thumbs


sjunflower seeds~

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

i appreciate them more now.

thats good then. not going hungry anyway.

[call_me_spooky]

nope, just kindaa bored, ack of thumbss and all

wondd4r if vi can fi nd someoner to fill ouer tub..

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

you should if you can, its kind of nice. dawn was paddling around in hers and it was adorable. shes a little fluffball.

1/2

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

2/2

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

I totally need to get my camera.

he deserves her laughing at him <3

[call_me_spooky]

YUORE A CRULE WOOMAN

fr srs

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

And you are one adorable little duckie.

>_> wat this was posted before midnight xD

[call_me_spooky]

quacxk quack.

<_< of course. as was this. (1/3)

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Awww, wook at the widdly ducky wucky. I could just eat you up.

2/3

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

...not like that.

3/3

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

...or that.

[call_me_spooky]

...

freiends dpont turnn freeinds into foiebgras.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

foiebwhat?

[call_me_spooky]

ffoie gras. itsd gooise liverr pate.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, you're a duck, aren't you? What you got to worry about?

[call_me_spooky]

geese iu geuss. annd peple wwhjo don;t knowe what foiebgras is

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Pfft, you're fine.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

I see you have a problem, Agent Mulder.

[call_me_spooky]

yuou coulfd say so