[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen a lot of male genitalia in my time as a doctor, Mulder. And I've seen corpses with more impressive erections.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Men wake up with erections, Mulder. At least, normal men do.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mulder, I've seen you take crazy leaps before, but that's a stretch, even for you.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to hear that, Mulder. You're doomed to die alone in abject misery and despair, because he's mine and ALWAYS WILL BE.