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[call_me_spooky]

[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

Comments

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am Vulcan- and you are the second person to have made that ... reference. Most curious.

bwaha, his day is about to take a turn for the better >D

[call_me_spooky]

...Vulcan?

Seriously?

Can you introduce me to Mr. Spock?

XD!! Spock's going to get an ego like this!

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

That would be quite difficult, given that I am Mr. Spock.

Tch, no danger of that, egos are illogical. XD

[call_me_spooky]

...

...

No way. You've got to be messing with me, right?

:'D Phew, good point. Dodged that bullet.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Indeed not. Vulcans do not lie.

Though, I should also like to know your name.

Then again, he does have that pesky human side. >/ faaah i miss playing Lwaxana Troi now.

[call_me_spooky]

Well, yeah-- But, see, if you were messing with me, logically, you wouldn't necessarily be Vulcan, so you'd be fine lying.

My name is Fox Mulder. I'm an FBI agent. From, I guess, the past. It gets a little complicated after that...

shhh. :P And I really need to watch TNG one of these days. XD!

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

A most logical assumption.

More complicated, Mr Mulder?

Hee, I'm mostly a TNG girl, but who doesn't love Spock? >D

[call_me_spooky]

I'm not entirely certain that I want to try and explain it. But, well. Where and when I'm from we're not unfamiliar with you and the Enterprise and everything.

Sorry. This is really weird for me, too...

Only crazy people! XD But yeah I'm like this close to breaking down and buying the TNG dvds >>;;

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I have encountered this phenomena before. It is... most disconcerting.

Have you received a guide to the City yet?

Dooooo eeeeeeet! >D

[call_me_spooky]

Disconcerting is an understatement, yeah. Though I guess having an existential crisis would be illogical for you?

I did get one, thanks... Though it only helps with the practical aspects. I guess the questions of what's real and what isn't are a bit beyond its scope.

XD Ahhh... I have to see how expensive it is lkadjf.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Yes. It would be... a most human reaction.

What do you believe to be unreal?

but it is soooo goood for you. in other news your icon has killed me XD XD

[call_me_spooky]

Indeed.

Uh, well. Have you ever been told that you're fictional in someone else's universe? I mean, just. Hypothetically.

XD I couldn't resist uploading a few lolarious icons. There are just so many!

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

I have, while here.

ohmygod i can't stop giggling.

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah. Okay, good. Well, see; I dressed up as you once for Halloween when I was a kid. You're fictional where I'm from. But evidently I'm fictional where other people are from. So that leaves me with... well, a headache.

I always thought you were much cooler than Kirk. For what it's worth.

overacting is what makes tos GREAT

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Illogical - Vulcans are, by nature, much warmer than humans.

Mulder doesn't usually flail, but this is a special occasion for him. ♥

[call_me_spooky]

Of course. Obviously. Silly me.

sldkfj XD! Spock is totally just yanking his chain.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

An easily forgivable oversight.

He even realizes that and is just so blown away by the fact that SPOCK IS HERE... XD XD

[call_me_spooky]

No worries-- won't happen again.