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[call_me_spooky]

[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

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[monochrome-mind.livejournal.com]

You're new here, I take it? Either way, this place isn't the afterlife or Kansas. It's the City, a connection point between worlds, you could say.

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[dreamsofnoah]

[have a bright smile directed at the screen and vigorous waving - yes, there is somebody out there]

Voice;

[of-hymns.livejournal.com]

There are others here in the City. It's a fairly large place to begin with.

What help do you need?

[voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Nope, not Kansas. Not a cow in sight.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Kansas seems... quite popular. You are indeed no longer there, and most likely not dead if you are not yet aware of it. You have been transported through unknown means to a dimension entirely separate from your own. It appears to be known simply as "the City."

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Well, that's comforting. Kinda. I've had some bad experiences with cows in Kansas.

But at least then I'd know how to get home. I'm not.. even sure how I got here.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

A connection point between worlds? You've gotta be kidding.

[voice]

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

Ground Control to Major Tom~

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Well, hi there.

[Voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

The only things cows are good for are steak, designer shoes, and jumping over the moon.

Probably took a right when you should have taken a left.

[dreamsofnoah]

Hello~.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Well, that's good to know. Telling me which City this is would be a good start? And, if possible, how come I'm here and not in D.C.?

sooo i hope you're not too attached to that 4th wall of yours? >_>

[call_me_spooky]

I wasn't originally in Kansas. I haven't been there in a while, actually. You've never seen The Wizard of Oz?

Alternate dimensions... Oh, man. So, um. How do I get home?

[Voice] || ilu! xD ♥♥♥

[call_me_spooky]

Damn, I forgot my protein pills this morning.

[Voice]

[of-hymns.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, that is which City it is. There isn't any way of knowing where it is or what country it's on. Everyone simply calls it the City. As for your other question, quite a few of us have been asking the same of ourselves.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Well, the evidence says that plenty of beings in the universe disagree, but I'm on your side. Last time I was in Kansas a cow almost killed me.

I knew my sense of direction was going to get me in trouble eventually.

[Voice] || :D ALIENS. Also, you're a canidate for a bashin' if I ever get around to it~

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

FEAR NOT, HUMAN! We come in peace!

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[monochrome-mind.livejournal.com]

No joke. Take it for what you will, but this city and the entities who run it, bring people from different dimensions and worlds here.

If you would like it, there's a guide that explains everything in detail. It's a useful read for first-time visitors.

[Voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

See, kids? That's why cow tipping is a bad thing to do when you're coming off a drunken bender.

I heard GPS kits are going pretty cheap these days on the Internet. You might want to invest in one.

nope, have at it :)

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

I have not. Many old Earth art forms are appealing, but I do not enjoy its "movies."

There is no known uniform way to escape, yet. People are able to come and go on an entirely personal basis, and largely not of their own volition.

[Voice] || AAAALIEEENS. Mulder needs protective headgear. Tinfoilhat plx?

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah, where've I heard that one before? Let me guess, I wasn't using that liver, anyway?

sweet. Mulder loves him some Star Trek. :D :D

[call_me_spooky]

....'old Earth art forms?'

Oh, great. Ten bucks says this'll get me fired, I doubt "I got caught in an alternate dimension" is gonna fly with the FBI.

[ooc: yes. XD This can only lead to AWESOME.]

[Voice] || More like anti-N.O. eyebrows, amirite?

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

Kidney, actually~. You should be fine as long as you don't drink anything ever again~.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Cow tipping? Try cow tossing. Practically landed on my head.

GPS only helps if I'm on Earth, though, and I gather I'm not...

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

I'm not a heavy drinker, but I'm not really into scars, either.

I was under the impression that these things usually involved more sterile white rooms and bright lights, though. So I don't think I've been abducted by any of the usual suspects.