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[call_me_spooky]

[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

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[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah, well, they deserved it. A cow pretty much totals a room, for your information. My partner and I had other business to attend to, so we missed out on any burgers.

Home, sweet home.

[Voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe you'll get lucky here and we'll have a tossed cow curse. All the dead animal you can eat!

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

That might be enough to turn me vegetarian. I think I'll just keep myself ready to hide under a desk, Cold War style, if the cows start falling.

I'm Fox Mulder, by the way.

[Voice]

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Might as well bunker down now. Been here less than a week and I've tales of weird shit and a herd of flying cows seems mild.

Cindy.