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[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

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Not being dead is a good thing, though. I'd much rather be stuck in between worlds than be dead. I think. It's not a choice I ever really pondered before.

Oh it's always a plus, yeah. Well you'll find all sorts of things here.

So I'm told. And, well, so I'm already finding.

I'm Fox Mulder. Pleasure to meet you, miss..?

Stumbled into the Underground yet?

Fox...Mulder. Well...That's interesting! My name's Rose. Rose Tyler.

Can't say I have, but I read about it in that guide thing.

Interesting? How so?

It's a pleasure, Rose.

[ooc: xD quite all right. fourth wall + sledgehammer = otp ^_^]

Well if you do head out there, I hope you have your gun.

You're, um, pretty famous back where I come from. Where's Scully?

Yeah, it sounds like I'll need it.

Oh. Another one. She's not here, I don't think. Not with me, anyway. It might be for the best, I'm not sure how she'd handle being told she doesn't actually exist somewhere, you know?

[ooc: no worries! it happens. ^^]

Another one? You mean someone else already beat me to the punch? Yeah, I suppose she really wouldn't take it well at first. She might actually dismiss this place as some big dream! Which it kind of is, if you manage to get out.

Oh but this is just brilliant that you're here! You missed out on Luke Skywalker though. And his sister. They were both here.

...

I MISSED LUKE SKYWALKER?!??

Oh, that is just not fair!

You did!

But this place has a habit of dragging some people back, so who knows maybe you'll get your chance to meet him yet.

Aw, damnit. The multidimensional vortex or whatever this is needs to work on its timing.

Uh, well. Thanks, Rose. I'll keep hoping.

There was Obi-Wan too. Hmm...I know all about bad timing though. Maybe they'll be back.

You're welcome, Mr. Mulder or should I call you Fox or...Well what would you like me to call you? I just can't believe this! I have to keep on pinching myself!

Aw, man. Well, it could be worse. Did you know Mr. Spock is here?

Just Mulder will do. I prefer it to my first name. And, uh, I'm glad I made your day?

Mr. Spock!? He's actually here? You've got to be-

That's amazing! Oh the Doctors are going to love this!

I think you've just made my whole week, Mulder!

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