x - 0001 [Nothing Important Happened Today]

[call_me_spooky]

[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

In this case? That seems to be about right. Who's John?

Also, I don't think I caught your name?

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

John Smith. World's most boring name, right? I think he's some sort of doctor... I've heard people call him "The Doctor," like he's the only one to ever have excited. Really nice bloke, if a bit maddening at times. Claims he used to be a "time traveler." Just saying the words gives me a headache...

Donna Noble! It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Duchovney. Er. Mulder.

[call_me_spooky]

World's most fake name, usually. But hey, some people like naming their kids strange things.

You don't believe in time travel?

It's a pleasure, Donna.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

God, don't you start too. It's just. Not. Possible. And that's all I'm gonna say about it although I'll get another bloody migraine.

[call_me_spooky]

I've done it, though. I was in 1939.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Riight. Of course. Yep. Definitely bonkers.