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[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

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Kansas seems... quite popular. You are indeed no longer there, and most likely not dead if you are not yet aware of it. You have been transported through unknown means to a dimension entirely separate from your own. It appears to be known simply as "the City."

I wasn't originally in Kansas. I haven't been there in a while, actually. You've never seen The Wizard of Oz?

Alternate dimensions... Oh, man. So, um. How do I get home?

I have not. Many old Earth art forms are appealing, but I do not enjoy its "movies."

There is no known uniform way to escape, yet. People are able to come and go on an entirely personal basis, and largely not of their own volition.

....'old Earth art forms?'

Oh, great. Ten bucks says this'll get me fired, I doubt "I got caught in an alternate dimension" is gonna fly with the FBI.

[ooc: yes. XD This can only lead to AWESOME.]

Indeed. "Old Earth art forms."

I believe the term for that would be a "sucker bet." Perhaps while here, you will be able to train yourself in another vocation.

[ooc: ... omfg. XD That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.]

Implying that you're an alien from the future or something? Well, beam me up, Scotty.

I could always take up, uh... I got nothin'.

Yes. I am Vulcan- and you are the second person to have made that ... reference. Most curious.

...Vulcan?

Seriously?

Can you introduce me to Mr. Spock?

That would be quite difficult, given that I am Mr. Spock.

...

...

No way. You've got to be messing with me, right?

Indeed not. Vulcans do not lie.

Though, I should also like to know your name.

Well, yeah-- But, see, if you were messing with me, logically, you wouldn't necessarily be Vulcan, so you'd be fine lying.

My name is Fox Mulder. I'm an FBI agent. From, I guess, the past. It gets a little complicated after that...

A most logical assumption.

More complicated, Mr Mulder?

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I'm not entirely certain that I want to try and explain it. But, well. Where and when I'm from we're not unfamiliar with you and the Enterprise and everything.

Sorry. This is really weird for me, too...

Indeed. I have encountered this phenomena before. It is... most disconcerting.

Have you received a guide to the City yet?

Disconcerting is an understatement, yeah. Though I guess having an existential crisis would be illogical for you?

I did get one, thanks... Though it only helps with the practical aspects. I guess the questions of what's real and what isn't are a bit beyond its scope.

Yes. It would be... a most human reaction.

What do you believe to be unreal?

Indeed.

Uh, well. Have you ever been told that you're fictional in someone else's universe? I mean, just. Hypothetically.

I have, while here.

Yeah. Okay, good. Well, see; I dressed up as you once for Halloween when I was a kid. You're fictional where I'm from. But evidently I'm fictional where other people are from. So that leaves me with... well, a headache.

I always thought you were much cooler than Kirk. For what it's worth.

Illogical - Vulcans are, by nature, much warmer than humans.

Of course. Obviously. Silly me.

An easily forgivable oversight.

No worries-- won't happen again.

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sooo i hope you're not too attached to that 4th wall of yours? >_>

nope, have at it :)

sweet. Mulder loves him some Star Trek. :D :D

BD I knew I liked him for a reason!

Everyone likes Mulder! Except, well, most people who know him personally.

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bwaha, his day is about to take a turn for the better >D

XD!! Spock's going to get an ego like this!

Tch, no danger of that, egos are illogical. XD

:'D Phew, good point. Dodged that bullet.

Then again, he does have that pesky human side. >/ faaah i miss playing Lwaxana Troi now.

shhh. :P And I really need to watch TNG one of these days. XD!

Hee, I'm mostly a TNG girl, but who doesn't love Spock? >D

Only crazy people! XD But yeah I'm like this close to breaking down and buying the TNG dvds >>;;

Dooooo eeeeeeet! >D

XD Ahhh... I have to see how expensive it is lkadjf.

but it is soooo goood for you. in other news your icon has killed me XD XD

XD I couldn't resist uploading a few lolarious icons. There are just so many!

ohmygod i can't stop giggling.

overacting is what makes tos GREAT

Mulder doesn't usually flail, but this is a special occasion for him. ♥

sldkfj XD! Spock is totally just yanking his chain.

He even realizes that and is just so blown away by the fact that SPOCK IS HERE... XD XD