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[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

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Uh. Oh, hell, please tell me this doesn't have to do with Jerry Springer.

I figure it's pretty safe to tell you something like this without turning your brain into strawberry jam, but have you ever felt like...I don't know. Like everything in the world is a story and you're a character in it?

Because where I come from, that's pretty much the case.

But that's okay! You're still my role model!

Wait... You're saying... I'm fictional where you're from?

...Okay, so does that mean the guy who says he's Spock isn't shitting me?

Wow.

Unfortunately fictional. Because my team could use a player like you, they take everything down to what they had for breakfast so seriously.

...he'd better not be shitting you. Because if he's not really Spock I'm gonna feel gyped and then I'm gonna be pissed.

Uh-huh... Well, thanks, Chuck. If you really want it you can have my autograph, sure. What kinda team do you run?

And, well. It's Spock. I think if anything is worth taking a leap of faith on, it's the possibility of Mr. Spock being real somewhere.

Just on the downlow? My name's Dean Winchester. And I'm from Lawrence, Kansas. And I ain't talking about sports.

I save people and I kill things.

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Huh, well. I thought DeaChuck was kind of a weird name, but I wasn't gonna say anything.

So, what kinda things do you kill?

Evil things. And I don't mean Charles Manson.

Vampires, werewolves, angry spirits. Don't know about aliens yet, but we did have this thing with a maybe-chupacabra once...

I really think people underestimate el chupacabra. But, uh, I guess you know about that. Sounds like my kinda team.

...so what, am I like... on television? where you come from...

Yep. Television show. Ran for-fucking-ever.

You fought the good fight. The whole world's on your side, where I come from.

Huh. Well, I hope they caught my good side.

That's encouraging. I'm not gonna ask for details, though-- the timespace fuckup possibilities are giving me a serious headache, you know?

Dude, you're telling me. You don't fuck with time.

You ever need any help, you come see me, I'll set you up right. Me and my brother Sammy. We help folks like you, you gotta support the proverbial union, you know?

Thanks a lot, Dean, I appreciate the offer.

I gather things are a bit different around here, though... in terms of, uh, awareness about and tolerance of the paranormal. I almost feel out of a job.

No problem. Seriously.

I don't know about that. People pretty much come to terms with the whole 'weird shit exists' deal here, after a time at least. Doesn't mean you're out of a job, though.

I'm not good with authority, but a guy like you? You could look into the police force. So's my brother right now, and he's a good kid. Went to Stanford and everything. Call him Scully.

I'll buy you a beer sometime.

Yeah, I already spoke with someone on the police force. I'm guessing it won't be a problem, as long as no one minds that any letters of reference I get are based on a television show, right?

Sounds good, Dean, and thanks. We can trade goat-sucker stories, once I get a bit more settled in.

I'd offer a letter of reference, but I'm not exactly seen as respectable in polite society where I come from.

Sweet.

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THAT'S OK I AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE A FOURTH-WALLABLE CHARACTER.

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private; secretly? he thinks it's AWESOME that he's fictional somewhere. >_>

private; it's okay Mulder, so does Dean

private; as if his ego needs moar stroking.

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