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[call_me_spooky]

[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

My luck has a fantastic habit of running out at the worst time possible, so I won't count on it.

Well, I gather I'll need a job while I'm here, so yeah, I might be.

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

Then we shall meet again shortly should you decide to follow through with that. I'm currently serving as Chief of Police.

[call_me_spooky]

Ah, I see. Well, what does one have to do to get hired around here? I'm gonna assume it involves paperwork, it usually does.

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

Not too much.

We require that you speak to either myself, or one of the department heads, undergo a skills assessment, and provide two letters of recommendation if you can. For new arrivals with no contacts in the City, we realize that this can be a problem and arrangements can be made.

[call_me_spooky]

I might be able to get at least one. I think. I'll keep it in mind. Thank you, Lieutenant.

[guardianed.livejournal.com]

It's no trouble. But you're welcome.