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[call_me_spooky]

[Voice]

[Almost inaudibly]

Shit.

[Long pause.]

O-kaaay… Not in Kansas anymore. Look, if I’m dead, Clyde Bruckman? You owe me an apology.

So, working on the assumption that I’m not… Is anyone out there?

I could use a hand here.

Comments

[Voice] || More like anti-N.O. eyebrows, amirite?

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

Kidney, actually~. You should be fine as long as you don't drink anything ever again~.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

I'm not a heavy drinker, but I'm not really into scars, either.

I was under the impression that these things usually involved more sterile white rooms and bright lights, though. So I don't think I've been abducted by any of the usual suspects.

[Voice]

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

Nothing usual about this place, that's for sure~.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

You're telling me. And evidently I'm stuck here? Administrative leave, here I come.

[Voice]

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

Better not touch anything; might mess up the space-time continuum. Doc Brown wouldn't be able to help you then, y'knooow~...

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

As I understand it, the space-time continuum tends to sort itself out. I think. If it doesn't, we wouldn't notice, anyway.

Name's Fox Mulder, by the way. Pleasure to be abducted with you.

[Voice] She's snickering to herself inside but it's nowhere near as fun to give it away outright

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you don't wind up dating your own mother~.

Haruhara Haruko, pleasure's all mine~. Hope your probing's as fun as mine was~.

[Voice]

[call_me_spooky]

Always good advice.

I'll let you know how it goes.

[Voice]

[el-kabang.livejournal.com]

I do love being helpful, after all~.

Heh, looking forward to it.