x - 0035 [Ghost in the Machine]

[call_me_spooky]

This again? If I suffer through enough of them, do I get a prize of some sort?

I wouldn't even bother, except-- what if...

It's worth the annoyance, for the slim chance.

Hit me. Just not literally. I'm sick of the damn hospital.






[ooc; he has no fourth wall at the best of times |D do whatcha like. <33]

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[ofthecardump.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

[ofthecardump.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

[ofthecardump.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

[ofthecardump.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

voice;

[itsabreadbox.livejournal.com]

A prize? Are you propositioning me? Because I'm a respectable lady, you pig!

voice;

[call_me_spooky]

....what? No!

voice;

[itsabreadbox.livejournal.com]

You better not be! Or I'll tell my boyfriend. He's a vampire and he can kick your butt!

voice;

[call_me_spooky]

What exactly is it that vampires have against me, collectively?

voice;

[itsabreadbox.livejournal.com]

This isn't about me being a vampire. This is about you being a perv. And OLD.

voice; 1/2

[call_me_spooky]

I am not old!

voice;

[call_me_spooky]

And I'm not a perv, either! You're the one who thought of it like that. Jeez.

I AM SO SORRY

[onceabducted.livejournal.com]

You're too ugly to hit.

WHY ARE YOU SORRY HE WAS HOPING SHE WOULD COME. SOB.

[call_me_spooky]

Yes.

Ladylike as ever.

BECAUSE IDK. TRAUMA~

[onceabducted.livejournal.com]

I try.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[call_me_spooky]

I wasn't sure you'd be here.

1/2

[onceabducted.livejournal.com]

I didn't know I was coming back.

[onceabducted.livejournal.com]

...I like it here.

1/2

[call_me_spooky]

And you can't stay, can you.

[call_me_spooky]

It's not so bad, sometimes. You're lucky you didn't come last week.

[onceabducted.livejournal.com]

It's better than-

What was last week?

errr~ am i correct in assuming that the second line shouldn't be struck? :O

[call_me_spooky]

The Black Death.

SOB yes that was... idek my keyboard

[onceabducted.livejournal.com]

It looks alive now.

[call_me_spooky]

Well, not just the black death. Bubonic Plague was my doorprize, other people got other pathogens, I guess.

I forgive you for not sending chocolates. By the way. I'm generous like that.

[lovetehcube.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

[lovetehcube.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

[lovetehcube.livejournal.com]

[what'cha gonna do, Mulder? :D It's just sitting there.]</small

[call_me_spooky]

[Nudges gingerly.]

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

This one isn't so bad.

[call_me_spooky]

Not at all.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

[call_me_spooky]

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

[m1ku-hatsune.livejournal.com]

Hitting is mean. But Miku brought her leek with her!

[call_me_spooky]

...Leek?

[m1ku-hatsune.livejournal.com]

Negi... Spring Onion... Allium porrum.... The green stick looking vegetable! Miku hits mean people with it.

I hope I'm doing this 4th Wall thing right...

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... why would you want someone to hit you?

seems fine?~

[call_me_spooky]

It's a figure of speech.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I... see. I'm sorry I bothered you.