x - 0019 [GenderBender]

[call_me_spooky]

...Yup.

This is a new one.

I'm not wearing heels. I don't care if I am short.

[ooc: Cerys Matthews, because it's tradition, idek um.. why not. xD Long story. ahaha. ilu poly. have a girl!Mulder.]

Comments

[voice]

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Many on the network have mentioned that this is a reoccurring curse.

[voice]

[call_me_spooky]

...You too, huh?

[voice] ... dfaslkj femme!Mulder, why so hot

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

It would appear so. It is a new and interesting experience, would you not agree?

[voice] idk, she can't help it |D

[call_me_spooky]

It's definitely that.

[voice] LOL is it a gift or a curse?

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

And how are you fairing, Mr Miss Mulder?

[voice] to quote one of Matthews' album titles, Equally Cursed and Blessed >_>

[call_me_spooky]

All right, mostly. Found someone to lend me some clothes that fit.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Nobody will force you. They are bloody impractical.

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah-- it's mostly.

I'm five-foot-three.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Are you always so short?

[call_me_spooky]

No.

I kind of wish I could spam you with <lj user="specialagentgf"> right now

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

...........

DAYS LIKE TODAY ARE WHY YOU NEED TO APP BBY.

[call_me_spooky]

Hiya.

A;DKLASDJFSHUTUP OTZ

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

..... WHY ARE YOU A MORE ATTRACTIVE WOMAN THAN ME?

ONE OF US! OOONE OF US! HEHEHEHEHEEE~!

[call_me_spooky]

CANCERMAN WOULD TOTALLY MAKE PASSES AT GIRLY!MULDER XP

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

It's just not fair.

MEANWHILE GIRLY!MULDER WOULD MAKE LEWD SUGGESTIONS AT SPECIAL AGENT GF.

[call_me_spooky]

What?

AND SPECIAL AGENT GF WOULD CRY...EVEN AS SHE WAS INCREDIBLY TURNED ON

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

You're not supposed to look good as a woman.

AND SHE COULD TEASE HIM, HE IS NO TALLER THAN SHE IS >D

[call_me_spooky]

Why not?

AND THEN HE'D GO "SO THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS LIKE DOWN HERE" AND SHE'D SADFACE

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Because it isn't fair.

BWAHAAA. Come on. you know you'd love that.

[call_me_spooky]

...Did I not look good as a man?

I-I know I would. orz BUT THE LURE OF SHITTY ADVENTURE NOVELS IS STRONG!

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Oh puh-lease. You're....well...you know!

It just isn't right for a gorgeous man to also look good as a woman!

HE WILL WOO HER INTO LIVING WITH CREWMEN OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.

[call_me_spooky]

I don't know, I think it makes perfect sense.

BUT WHAT IF SHE FALLS FOR SPOCK'S OH-SO-SEXY-SCIENCE GEEKINESS?

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it FAIR!

MULDER WILL UM. IDK. HE ALWAYS MANAGES SOMEHOW.

[call_me_spooky]

BETTER KEEP A STEADY EYE OUT, MULDER! YOU NEVER KNOW!

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]