x - 0019 [GenderBender]

[call_me_spooky]

...Yup.

This is a new one.

I'm not wearing heels. I don't care if I am short.

[ooc: Cerys Matthews, because it's tradition, idek um.. why not. xD Long story. ahaha. ilu poly. have a girl!Mulder.]

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ONE OF US! OOONE OF US! HEHEHEHEHEEE~!

[call_me_spooky]

CANCERMAN WOULD TOTALLY MAKE PASSES AT GIRLY!MULDER XP

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

It's just not fair.

MEANWHILE GIRLY!MULDER WOULD MAKE LEWD SUGGESTIONS AT SPECIAL AGENT GF.

[call_me_spooky]

What?

AND SPECIAL AGENT GF WOULD CRY...EVEN AS SHE WAS INCREDIBLY TURNED ON

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

You're not supposed to look good as a woman.

AND SHE COULD TEASE HIM, HE IS NO TALLER THAN SHE IS >D

[call_me_spooky]

Why not?

AND THEN HE'D GO "SO THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS LIKE DOWN HERE" AND SHE'D SADFACE

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Because it isn't fair.

BWAHAAA. Come on. you know you'd love that.

[call_me_spooky]

...Did I not look good as a man?

I-I know I would. orz BUT THE LURE OF SHITTY ADVENTURE NOVELS IS STRONG!

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Oh puh-lease. You're....well...you know!

It just isn't right for a gorgeous man to also look good as a woman!

HE WILL WOO HER INTO LIVING WITH CREWMEN OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.

[call_me_spooky]

I don't know, I think it makes perfect sense.

BUT WHAT IF SHE FALLS FOR SPOCK'S OH-SO-SEXY-SCIENCE GEEKINESS?

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it FAIR!

MULDER WILL UM. IDK. HE ALWAYS MANAGES SOMEHOW.

[call_me_spooky]

BETTER KEEP A STEADY EYE OUT, MULDER! YOU NEVER KNOW!

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]