x - 0024 [Terms of Endearment]

[call_me_spooky]

ALEX KRYCEK.

I got you this. ♥



Be my valentine?

[ooc: oh god i'm so sorry. >D]

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

Since when do you know what he wants? I'm the one who's actually spent some time with him.

Oh come on, we both know that's not true.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I've spent enough time with him to know he doesn't swing your way!


YOU may be in denial, Mulder, but I've spent time in your body. I know ALL ABOUT its SHORTCOMINGS. Emphasis on the short.

[call_me_spooky]

Bullshit.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I've seen a lot of male genitalia in my time as a doctor, Mulder. And I've seen corpses with more impressive erections.

[call_me_spooky]

Heh.

Think for a minute about what you just implied, Scully.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Men wake up with erections, Mulder. At least, normal men do.

[call_me_spooky]

Bullshit.

You're attracted to me.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Mulder, I've seen you take crazy leaps before, but that's a stretch, even for you.

[call_me_spooky]

Heh.

Sorry, short stuff. My heart belongs to Alex Krycek.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that, Mulder. You're doomed to die alone in abject misery and despair, because he's mine and ALWAYS WILL BE.