x - 0033 [Orison]

[call_me_spooky]

[Accidental Audio]

Oh, yes.

[There's a soft cracking noise. And another, after an achingly long pause, followed by an incoherent little moan of ecstasy.]

God I hope someone takes you up on that. Soon...

[Crack. Crack. He laughs. It's a throaty, dark little sound, born of decidedly unwholesome pleasure. This is not a family show, kids. Sry.]




[ooc; you could (rightfully) accuse him of many perversions, but more than anything else he's kind of a voyeur. :/ Mulder is sitting alone in his room, reading other people's pervy posts, and cracking sunflower seeds ecstatically. Canon x-philes feel free to tease him about the choking thing xP but i don't have the heart]

Comments

[countermission.livejournal.com]

Enjoying yourself?

[call_me_spooky]

Are you?

[countermission.livejournal.com]

I might be.

[call_me_spooky]

Tell me about it.

[countermission.livejournal.com]

The sadistic side of me is amused thinking of how the majority of the City will be reacting tomorrow.

[call_me_spooky]

I'm sure they'll get over it.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I think you're enjoying this a little too much, Mulder.

[call_me_spooky]

C'mon, live a little. Today the Network's better than having cable.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Not all of us get our kicks watching other people have sex lives.

[call_me_spooky]

Some people collect salt and pepper shakers. To each their own, right?

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure they enjoy salt and pepper shakers in quite the same way. And even if they do, salt and pepper shakers aren't going to wake up humiliated the next day.

[call_me_spooky]

I'm sure some people do. It's not like I'm the one running around tying people up, or asking people to tie me up, or-- come on, some of this is creative.



...



You aren't cursed, are you?

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[call_me_spooky]

As a matter of fact, I would.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Too bad.

[call_me_spooky]

Tease.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

You know you love it.

1/2 || that caught him off guard

[call_me_spooky]

[call_me_spooky]

I never said I didn't.

Scully is a little taken off guard as well

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Make sure you clean up after yourself.

[call_me_spooky]

Moodkiller.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry that I don't want to live in your filth.

HE IS ACTUALLY MOSTLY JUST BEING A SMART ASS BTW. >_>

[call_me_spooky]

How I keep my room is my business.

Unless you're intending to join me.

SO IS SHE

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

And if I was?

[call_me_spooky]

If you were, you probably wouldn't care...

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

You're assuming a lot there, Mulder.

[call_me_spooky]

Curses are compulsions. Compulsions resist logic.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're cursed?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Someone's having fun.

[ooc: Facial hair/scruff fetish so depending on how clean shaven he is, she might tempt.]

[call_me_spooky]

Better than Cinemax.

[ooc; he's relatively cleanshaven these days ;_; stubbly maybe, but not quite scruffy. XD]

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

You know, if you played your cards right, you could get a little action yourself in a few days.

[call_me_spooky]

Yeah? I'd love to hear how.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Well, there's just something about a man with a little scruff on his face. Makes a girl go all crazy.

[call_me_spooky]

That's what does it for you, huh?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

[call_me_spooky]

I can't help you out.

But...
Let me know if you find someone who can.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, you like to watch. Is that your thing?

[call_me_spooky]

Like I said. Better than having cable.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Even though most of it's text?