call_me_spooky: (It's remotely plausible)
Fox Mulder ([personal profile] call_me_spooky) wrote2009-06-02 12:40 pm

x - 0033 [Orison]

[Accidental Audio]

Oh, yes.

[There's a soft cracking noise. And another, after an achingly long pause, followed by an incoherent little moan of ecstasy.]

God I hope someone takes you up on that. Soon...

[Crack. Crack. He laughs. It's a throaty, dark little sound, born of decidedly unwholesome pleasure. This is not a family show, kids. Sry.]




[ooc; you could (rightfully) accuse him of many perversions, but more than anything else he's kind of a voyeur. :/ Mulder is sitting alone in his room, reading other people's pervy posts, and cracking sunflower seeds ecstatically. Canon x-philes feel free to tease him about the choking thing xP but i don't have the heart]

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Not all of us get our kicks watching other people have sex lives.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure they enjoy salt and pepper shakers in quite the same way. And even if they do, salt and pepper shakers aren't going to wake up humiliated the next day.

Scully is a little taken off guard as well

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Make sure you clean up after yourself.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry that I don't want to live in your filth.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're assuming a lot there, Mulder.

[identity profile] specialagentgf.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you're cursed?