x - 0003 [Improbable]

[call_me_spooky]

[Flagged to the Police Force; Not Private]
I've spoken to a few of you, but I guess I ought to do this formally.
My name is Fox Mulder, and I'd like to apply to join the police force. I graduated from Oxford University in 1986, summa cum laude, with a BA in Psychology; after which, i studied at the FBI Academy at Quantico, and graduated with honors. I was assigned to the Violent Crimes Section and then the Behavioral Sciences Unit at the Bureau, where I worked for several years. I'd offer more specific references, but it's not like you can call them up, here.
The majority of my work, however, has been on the so-called 'X-Files'; cases left unsolved, with apparent ties to paranormal phenomena, which had been largely ignored for a number of years until I began to pursue them. As such, I have nearly a decade's worth of experience investigating, well, stuff most people don't believe in.
As far as references go, a number of individuals in the City are aware of my work, although no one from my world appears to be present. I can refer you definitely to Debra Morgan within your own department... And to a few others if needed, pending my affirming that they're willing to recommend me.
I can drop by tomorrow for the actual forms and whatever tests you have to put me through, if that's convenient.
Anything else?
[/Flagged]

Very stylish, that weather. More horror-flick than gothic novel, maybe, but stylish nonetheless. I didn't see anything in particular-- not clearly, anyway-- but I think I'm getting the gist of this curse stuff. So, fun like that happens on a regular basis, huh?

You guys can consider this a public service announcement: I am not, nor have I ever been, David Duchovney. While I appreciate the enthusiastic reactions mentioning this handsome man elicits, I'm not him, I've never heard of him and I don't really want to hear about him. Not even the stuff involving Tea Leoni. Reality is more subjective than usual around here.

Rumors of my being Fox Mulder are, however, completely accurate.

[ooc: canonically the years don't entirely add up but that's more or less an accurate resume for him :3 Unless it clashes with anyone else's preferences, Policefolk can assume he'll be in at some point tomorrow to do whatever he needs to for ya ♥ AND, per his PSA-- I don't mind the 4th walling, but he does, hah.]

Comments

[police-pinup.livejournal.com]

Definitely vouching for you, Special Fucking Agent Fox Goddamn Mulder.

It'll be an absolute honor working with you.

[call_me_spooky]

It's appreciated, Officer Morgan. Only the nice stuff, right? Right.

I look forward to it.

[canisfidelus.livejournal.com]

.....should I not believe you when you say that you're Fox Mulder?

What kind of sick bloke would use the name Fox as a cover?

[call_me_spooky]

You should believe me when I say that I am not David Whatnot, and you should also believe me when I say I am Fox Mulder. I'm not sure why people find that so hard to follow.

And, well, I don't know. Someone who wanted to be me, I guess? It's not that bad of a name.

[canisfidelus.livejournal.com]

It's a terrible name. Don't fool yourself.

[hisplusone.livejournal.com]

Oh it gets even funner with some others. It rained candy once! Worse at times too. But you'll get used to it Mulder. God, I still can't believe we're living in the same flat.

[call_me_spooky]

I imagine that could get pretty sticky. I'm... well, I'm not really looking forward to it. But I'm sure it'll be interesting.

filtered

[sideralis.livejournal.com]

Procedure is to file a request with Riza Hawkeye.



[ooc: ...have a police member who's thrilled to see at least someone provide a background orz]

filtered

[call_me_spooky]

I've spoken to both Lieutenant Hawkeye and Agent Blake and informed them of my intent to apply. I figured putting my resume out there couldn't hurt, though.

[ooc: hah, he only does it 'cos he's arrogant at heart :3]

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

I have found it to be quite unsettling to be accused of lying about one's identity.

However, it appears that you are on the end of a rather more enthusiastic display of disbelief.

[call_me_spooky]

I don't really know what I'd accomplish by lying. It's kind of funny; you'd think it would be harder for me to accept that there's somewhere I don't exist than for them to accept that there's somewhere I do.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Yeah... okay.

[ooc: She doesn't believe him XD]

[call_me_spooky]

I really don't understand why this is so difficult.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

'Tis a trial indeed, to bear the weight of a stranger's name. Pray, what cause do folk have to speak with such confused minds?

[call_me_spooky]

Where they come from, I don't exist. Not really. Only as a fictional character from a television show.

Where I'm from, obviously, that's not the case.

1/2 - he's super jealous D:

[not-spock.livejournal.com]

...

2/2 - but he'll get over it

[not-spock.livejournal.com]

Hello! Fox Mulder? Interesting name.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

You haven't known the meaning of "fun" curses until you are cursed with the black death in the proper era setting or become strapped to a deadly trap that forces you to dip your hand in a jar full of bloody acid to fish up the key and save yourself.

[call_me_spooky]

Point taken.

Still, people seem to endure it while remaining reasonably sane. More or less.

[charmedillusion.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about what everyone else thinks. Some of the people here aren't from the same world, and it gets confusing, especially if they think you're someone else from their world. I know you're Fox Mulder.

And as for the curses? They do happen fairly regularly, and some of them are quite interesting.

[call_me_spooky]

Thank you, Sarah-- I appreciate it.

How long have you been here? I meant to ask. You seem to be fairly accustomed to this crazy place.

[shutupsammy]

As long as the walls don't start oozing black crap, I'm pretty sure we're all gonna be okay.

[call_me_spooky]

I'm happiest when the walls aren't oozing anything. But I know I can be kinda picky.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Yeah- sometimes for a few days in a row, even.

[call_me_spooky]

Great.

How long has the longest one lasted, do you know?