x - 0024 [Terms of Endearment]

[call_me_spooky]

ALEX KRYCEK.

I got you this. ♥



Be my valentine?

[ooc: oh god i'm so sorry. >D]

Comments

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Bullshit. You just made her up.

[call_me_spooky]

She was the Unholy Ghost of the Trinity killers, in L.A. The blood thing was a little weird, but the sex was awesome.

But who cares, you can doubt if you want. How about Detective White?

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY the people in that town were severely disturbed.

[call_me_spooky]

Phoebe Green.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

That hardly counts as a healthy relationship, considering the mind games she played with you.

Jack Willis.

[call_me_spooky]

Who's talking about healthy relationships here? I'm talking about getting laid.

I'll give you credit for that genderswitching Amish guy, if you want.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

You didn't actually get any from Detective White, remember. Or Phoebe Green, unless you're talking about your idiot college years.


You're so generous.

[call_me_spooky]

Not that you saw.

Hey, judging by last week you'd really love it if someone threw you a bone now and then, why not be generous.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I walked in on you two, moron. I know what happened.


You know, Mulder, all of these people have something in common.

GOD I AM SO SORRY XD it hurts me to write this. and yet.

[call_me_spooky]

You walked in on us once. And, I might remind you, you did so in a jealous rage.

What, they've all got longer legs and better asses than you do? I know. A pattern begins to emerge, Agent Scully.

*DIES*

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

They're all WOMEN, you chauvinistic jackass. And Alex Krycek is most definitely a man.

[call_me_spooky]

But he's got such pretty eyes.

I've always been open to new experiences.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

He doesn't want what you have to give.

Which, from what I've heard, isn't very much in the first place.

[call_me_spooky]

Since when do you know what he wants? I'm the one who's actually spent some time with him.

Oh come on, we both know that's not true.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I've spent enough time with him to know he doesn't swing your way!


YOU may be in denial, Mulder, but I've spent time in your body. I know ALL ABOUT its SHORTCOMINGS. Emphasis on the short.

[call_me_spooky]

Bullshit.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I've seen a lot of male genitalia in my time as a doctor, Mulder. And I've seen corpses with more impressive erections.

[call_me_spooky]

Heh.

Think for a minute about what you just implied, Scully.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Men wake up with erections, Mulder. At least, normal men do.

[call_me_spooky]

Bullshit.

You're attracted to me.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Mulder, I've seen you take crazy leaps before, but that's a stretch, even for you.

[call_me_spooky]

Heh.

Sorry, short stuff. My heart belongs to Alex Krycek.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that, Mulder. You're doomed to die alone in abject misery and despair, because he's mine and ALWAYS WILL BE.