x - 0024 [Terms of Endearment]

[call_me_spooky]

ALEX KRYCEK.

I got you this. ♥



Be my valentine?

[ooc: oh god i'm so sorry. >D]

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

Right, now remind me-- was the healthy functional relationship with the guy with the tail? Or the guy you drunkenly got a tattoo from? Hard to keep them all straight.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Go fuck yourself, Mulder. 'Cause God knows Alex isn't going to fuck you.

[call_me_spooky]

Quit being such a catty little bitch and go back to whining about how badly you need to get laid.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

This coming from a man who keeps porn in his office and has only ever dated his right hand.

[call_me_spooky]

You wish. You're just jealous because I get more ass than you do.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Since when?

[call_me_spooky]

Since always.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Name the ass you've been getting.

[call_me_spooky]

Diana.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I see your tired old romance and raise you. Daniel Waterson.

[call_me_spooky]

Bambi.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Rob.

[call_me_spooky]

Kristen.

[ooc: heh. he's bluffing. somewhat. on many of these. >_> th-theoretically, idk; if he wasn't PINING for Scully he might have slept with the ones he didn't. bwaha.]

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is Kristen?

[call_me_spooky]

A hot vampire chick. After you were abducted.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Bullshit. You just made her up.

[call_me_spooky]

She was the Unholy Ghost of the Trinity killers, in L.A. The blood thing was a little weird, but the sex was awesome.

But who cares, you can doubt if you want. How about Detective White?

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY the people in that town were severely disturbed.

[call_me_spooky]

Phoebe Green.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

That hardly counts as a healthy relationship, considering the mind games she played with you.

Jack Willis.

[call_me_spooky]

Who's talking about healthy relationships here? I'm talking about getting laid.

I'll give you credit for that genderswitching Amish guy, if you want.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

You didn't actually get any from Detective White, remember. Or Phoebe Green, unless you're talking about your idiot college years.


You're so generous.

[call_me_spooky]

Not that you saw.

Hey, judging by last week you'd really love it if someone threw you a bone now and then, why not be generous.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I walked in on you two, moron. I know what happened.


You know, Mulder, all of these people have something in common.

GOD I AM SO SORRY XD it hurts me to write this. and yet.

[call_me_spooky]

You walked in on us once. And, I might remind you, you did so in a jealous rage.

What, they've all got longer legs and better asses than you do? I know. A pattern begins to emerge, Agent Scully.